Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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