Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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