you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Of course you don't. they're sick and disgusting and enjoyment of one merits only the deepest of society's hatred and scorn.

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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balls

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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Anti Joke

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