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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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<=3 penis

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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Justin Beiber

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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