What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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