- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Firgen and the blung brigade

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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