What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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What's the deal with brown?

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-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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