- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What time is it? 20:45.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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