- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

If i open this door you can go trough it

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

Caca.

What time is it? 20:45.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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