How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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poop nuff said

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Gay Rights

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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A old man walks into a hospital He doesn't come back out

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

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This one time at band camp....

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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