- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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