Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

VaginaBoob ^.^

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

A wooly mammoth and a dodo bird walk into a bar. Just kidding.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

What's better than winning the Paralympics? Having legs.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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