- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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