A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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Fart

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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Three peasants were brought in front of the King to be rewarded for their assistance during a drought. The King told them that they could each request one thing from him that he could provide. The first man asked to be rich, so the King ordered his guards to fetch a large sack that was filled to the brim with gems and gold pieces. The man thanked the King and left his palace joyfully. The second man asked for a larger house so the King gave him access to one of his many castles. He hurriedly left, eager to try out his new home for size. The third man asked for a cat so the King gave him a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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