Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

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What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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