How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

I was Born ready I was born naked.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

kill yourself

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

That's what SHE said!

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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