how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCM8MQg1bn9y38H8Irhuxx-g

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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Where's my baby??

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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