A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Vicky is my best friend.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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whats 2+2? math.

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The WNBA

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Gay Rights

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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