how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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Of course, first door on your left

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knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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