What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

elen degeneres is straight....

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

"Knock knock." "No."

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Harry Chappell raped someone

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

If i open this door you can go trough it

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

How old is your mom Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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