- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

i have a christmas tree.

what do u call a black person by his name

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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