A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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obama

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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