- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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