- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

Daym im romantic

This joke is funny

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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