- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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