- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Nickleback.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

whats worse than jonny james obviously

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