What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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out of your comfort zone

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

run farther?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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