- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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