- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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