- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

You read the Terms of Service.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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