Cinema summer shits coming this year! Reboot edition ONE! Rocky BarBoler a older man with dreams of becoming a true boxing champion!... but will he succeed against the champion Apollo thirteen? Watch ROCKY To find out. Starring Mike Tyson as Rocky, and Justin Bieber as Apollo thirteen (Do I need remind you Rocky lost in his first movie?, Well that one is for you "Beleibers" because in the end you are misguided cuties.. most way to young for me, but you are as cute as you are silly). Moral: Loves cute girls... especially those over 16... legal age here... good luck calling us all pedophiles... They mature fast here, "beliebe" me, twelve year olds have fully grown boobs... what did you think I meant by cute? RAWR! Look but no touch is a okay for me mama Luigi. I just tend to call me once they turn 16...

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Poop!!

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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your mom

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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