- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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