- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

you first

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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