- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Lets Go Lakers!

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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