- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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