- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

H o m o comes out as homo

Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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