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Do you know what's funny? 9/11

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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tims sty:)

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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