What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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