a blond girl walks into a bar

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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nice tits.

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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A man buys a prius

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man's car broke down on a lonely country road in the middle of a stormy night. Spotting a light in a farmhouse nearby, he made his way there through the mud and driving rain, and knocked on the door. The farmer who lived there answered, and said what while he didn't have any room in the house, the barn would provide shelter and warmth until morning. Thankful for the hospitality, the stranded man made his way to the barn and made a place to sleep in the hay. As the lightning flickered outside, briefly illuminating the barn's interior, he noticed knot-holes in the wood of the stall walls, and the hoses of a milking machine laying nearby. He then fell fast asleep. The farmer woke him up in the morning, and together they rode on a tractor to the road to make the necessary repairs to the man's automobile, but only after enjoying a country breakfast prepared by the farmer's wife and lovely eighteen year old daughter.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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