A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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How are cars made? By magic.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Robin, Get in the Car

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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