Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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Cancer.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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You and your parents are going to die today

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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