How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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Laugh

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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