Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

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(SPOILER ALERT) The following are a few punchlines: "I didn't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!" "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks!" "Hold on buddy, I'm about to save you $10,000" "To get to the other side!" "Because 7, 8, 9!" "She had no arms!" "A fridge!" "I don't have Ferrari in my garage!" "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!" "And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college!" "It was stapled to the chicken!" "I proved it to him." "The holocaust" "Red paint" "A stick." "I wished for a big orange head." "No." "A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being." "A pilot." "The papa tomato steps on him and says ketchup." "You left your engine running!" "That's what she said." "TV watches you!" "I think so Brain, but where will we get that many cucumbers at this time of night?" "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" "One but it takes two episodes and the bald guy dies."

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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420

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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Anti Joke

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