Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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CRY

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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