What's funnier than 24? My life.

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Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- *slam*

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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Yanter, Look it up

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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