What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Bumsniffer

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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