- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Vagina cream... end of story

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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Pain Olympics.

I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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