- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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