Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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whats the differences between an atari and a xbox 360 i don't know i'm not a video game nerd

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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A man visits his doctor for an annual checkup. "Doc, I feel great! I'm running 5 miles a day, I just got promoted at work, and sex with my wife has never been better!" A few weeks later, his doctor calls him in. When he arrives, the doctor looks at him grimly. "I have some bad news. You have lung cancer." "But how? I don't smoke. My wife doesn't smoke. I have never felt better." The doctor pats him on the back, reassuringly. "This may be true, but you still have lung cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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