Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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